Quote by Janeane Garofalo
I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened beca

I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo

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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. – Janeane Garofalo

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Peace
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I dont think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the 90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped. – Janeane Garofalo

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movies
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