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Quote by Janeane Garofalo
I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened beca

I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo

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Heres what the right-wing has in, theres no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes. – Janeane Garofalo

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Fear
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Janeane Garofalo
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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. – Janeane Garofalo

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Peace
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Janeane Garofalo
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon

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Its funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? Ive got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. – Jeff Bridges

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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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