[W]e must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie…. It casts out stress as the heat of the hand repels quicksilver…. Keep you your precious vapors, your fantods, your anxiety. Give me a pie. Give me a pie anyday. – David Mamet, Boston Marriage

Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman. – Author Unknown

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Author Unknown

Pie…it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain. – Kevin James, Mall Cop