71 Coffee Quotes to share with friends and relatives

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. – Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? – Author Unknown

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Paul Erdos

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. – Alex Levine

I must get up. My coffee needs me. – Author Unknown

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. – Author Unknown

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; – Author Unknown

Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? – Author Unknown

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. – Author Unknown