71 Coffee Quotes to share with friends and relatives

Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. – Prince Tallyrand

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. – Author Unknown

Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com [Amen, Sister! —tε

Coffee is a hug in a mug. – Author Unknown

I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. – Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, Gilmore Girls, “Luke Can See Her Fac

As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing…. Just drink it black, the way God does. – Clay Thompson, “I put egg shells in my coffee,” The Arizona Republic

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. – Author Unknown

Coffee, n. break fluid. – Author Unknown

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. – Old Vaudeville Joke

I like my coffee strong, not lethal! – M*A*S*H

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? – Author Unknown

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. – Turkish Proverb

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. – Carly Simon

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. – Author Unknown

Ultimate office automation — networked coffee machines. – Author Unknown

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

Coffee is not my cup of tea. – Author Unknown