This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. – Old Vaudeville Joke Category: Coffee
Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. – Terri Guillemets Category: Coffee
Ask not the grass to give you green, and later walk all over it. – Anthony Liccione Category: Philosophical
I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. – Michael J. Fox Category: Humor
The best way of learning to be an independent sovereign state is to be an independent sovereign state. – Kwame Nkrumah Category: Learning