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Coffee: The first peripheral! – Author Unknown
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot
If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee. Sir James Mackintosh used to say, he believed the difference between one man and another was produced by the quantity of coffee he drank. – Sydney Smith, quoted in A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith: Volume I by his d
Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. – Terri Guillemets
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King
Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. – Terri Guillemets
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. – Author Unknown
Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can’t make coffee. – Author Unknown
Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. – Author unknown
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
My blood type is Folgers. – Author Unknown
All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person. – Author Unknown
I just realized I’m not a morning person — I’m a coffee person. – Author Unknown
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown
I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex. – A.C. Van Cherub, 2008
Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. – Terri Guillemets
The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot. – Betty MacDonald
Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink. – Patricia Hampl
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