Ive got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If youve got an old car, youve gotta have at least several old cars, cause ones always gonna be in the garage. – Rip Torn
When I grew up, people said, Youll never be the man your dad was. And I said, Gee, I hope not. – Rip Torn
If youre lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it. – Rip Torn
Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more. – Rip Torn
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin