A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain