The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
It is in the heart that the values lie. I wish I could make him understand that a loving heart is riches, and riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain
If its your job to eat a frog, its best to do it first thing in the morning. And If its your job to eat two frogs, its best to eat the biggest one first. – Mark Twain
Michelle Pfeiffer hasnt been finding a lot of work recently because she doesnt like what a woman her age is offered. Thats a real double standard. You get Sean Connery, who gets older and older, still playing opposite young ladies, but it doesnt work the other way around. – Denzel Washington