Quote by Jenny Eclair
I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts

I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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