I was trained as an actress. But I wasnt a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up. – Jenny Eclair
I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair
I dont do marriage. I think its incredibly naff. And I dont like vulgar displays of ostentation. – Jenny Eclair
Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. – Jenny Eclair