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I was trained as an actress. But I wasnt a very convincing actress

I was trained as an actress. But I wasnt a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up. – Jenny Eclair

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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funny
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I dont do marriage. I think its incredibly naff. And I dont like vulgar displays of ostentation. – Jenny Eclair

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Marriage
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I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair

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Death
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A theology should be like poetry, which takes us to the end of what words and thoughts can do. – Karen Armstrong

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You dont have to suffer to be a poet adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. – John Ciardi

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Poetry

The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry. – Lynda Barry

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Poetry

The ugly is in poetry only a passing shadow. – Alexandre Vinet (1797–1847)

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Poetry

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