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I think football would become an even better game if someone could

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didnt take it out of my garden. – Eric Morecambe

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The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, a little by the head of Maradona. – Diego Maradona, 1986

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Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football. – Ondino Viera

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Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys. – Oscar Wilde

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