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I think football would become an even better game if someone could

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didnt take it out of my garden. – Eric Morecambe

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In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or been overthrown after the defeat of the national team. – Luis Suarez

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Up to five goals is journalism. After that, it becomes statistics. – Author Unknown

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I loathed the game, and since I could see no pleasure or usefulness in it, it was very difficult for me to show courage at it. Football, it seemed to me, is not really played for the pleasure of kicking a ball about, but is a species of fighting. – George Orwell, Such, Such Were the Joys

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The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past. – Desmond Morris

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