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Quote by Eric Morecambe
I think football would become an even better game if someone could

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didnt take it out of my garden. – Eric Morecambe

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The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past. – Desmond Morris

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