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I think football would become an even better game if someone could

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didnt take it out of my garden. – Eric Morecambe

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Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football. – Ondino Viera

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A sport where the players actually enjoy getting hit in the head by a ball. – Soccer advertisement, published for the MetroStars Major League Soccer team, 199

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Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball. – Jim Murray, 1967

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I get a kick out of soccer. – Author Unknown

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