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Quote by Eric Morecambe
I think football would become an even better game if someone could

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didnt take it out of my garden. – Eric Morecambe

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Football is the opera of the people. – Stafford Heginbotham, 1985

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I loathed the game, and since I could see no pleasure or usefulness in it, it was very difficult for me to show courage at it. Football, it seemed to me, is not really played for the pleasure of kicking a ball about, but is a species of fighting. – George Orwell, Such, Such Were the Joys

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Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys. – Oscar Wilde

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Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football. – Ondino Viera

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