If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain

If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
The heavy rain beat down the tender branches of vine and jessamine, and trampled on them in its fury; and when the lightning gleamed, it showed the tearful leaves shivering and cowering together at the window, and tapping at it urgently, as if beseeching to be sheltered from the dismal night. – Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit, Chapter XLIII