If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain