If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
It is one of the secrets of Nature in its mood of mockery that fine weather lays heavier weight on the mind and hearts of the depressed and the inwardly tormented than does a really bad day with dark rain sniveling continuously and sympathetically from a dirty sky. – Muriel Spark, Territorial Rights, 1979