Quote by Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caugh

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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Im trying to make God more relevant in our society. – Joel Osteen

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To place oneself in the position of God is painful: being God is equivalent to being tortured. For being God means that one is in harmony with all that is, including the worst. The existence of the worst evils is unimaginable unless God willed them. – Georges Bataille

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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings

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It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly. – Margaret Mead

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