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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen

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When God desires to destroy a thing, he entrusts its destruction to the thing itself. Every bad institution of this world ends by suicide. – Victor Hugo

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