How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
Ive always believed in God. I also think thats the sort of thing that either comes as part of the equipment, the capacity to believe, or at some point in your life, when youre in a position where you actually need help from a power greater than yourself, you simply make an agreement. – Stephen King