How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
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