Quote by Woody Allen
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Im most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. Hes given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully Ill learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do. – Martin Lawrence

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Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God trust also in me. – Jesus Christ

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The real democratic American idea is, not that every man shall be on a level with every other man, but that every man shall have liberty to be what God made him, without hindrance. – Henry Ward Beecher

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The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like Him. – Socrates

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Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. – Henry Ford

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Time brings all things to pass. – Aeschylus

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The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. – Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

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Ive never tried to find my real parents. Im very grateful to my mum and dad for adopting me – theyre completely incredible people. It was my dad who encouraged me to question everything, to forge my own path, to think, to read. I always felt it was my right to question everything. – Dan Stevens

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