Quote by Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caugh

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in Gods path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. – Kin Hubbard

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Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. – Malcolm Muggeridge

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A thick skin is a gift from God. – Konrad Adenauer

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Women were seldom given quality assignments or adequate air time. – Jessica Savitch

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