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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caugh

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Trees
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Woody Allen
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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Singing
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Trust in God – she will provide. – Emmeline Pankhurst

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Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair the rest is in the hands of God. – George Washington

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We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we dont like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States. – Barack Obama

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The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for men for their approbation, but deeds can be done only for God. – Leo Tolstoy

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I want someone to laugh with me, someone to be grave with me, someone to please me and help my discrimination with his or her own remark, and at times, no doubt, to admire my acuteness and penetration. – Robert Burns

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What counts is what you do with your money, not where it came from. – Merton Miller

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