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Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affa

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live. – Ambrose Bierce

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Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce

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Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce

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When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cant be cured. – Anton Chekhov

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A good nights sleep, or a ten-minute brawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. – Ray Bradbury

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Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. – Samuel Butler

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