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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do y

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? – Jim Bouton

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You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. – Jim Bouton

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