You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. – Jim Bouton
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? – Jim Bouton
My dad is the reason I actually started watching wrestling. My dad was never big into sports we were all big into sports as kids, and hed go to our Little League games or whatever and not really know what was going on, because he didnt know about sports, but he knew about wrestling. – John Cena
Whoever reads only to transcribe or quote shining remarks without entering into the genius and spirit of the author, will be apt to be misled out of a regular way of thinking, and the product of all this will be found to be a manifest incoherent piece of patchwork. – Attributed to Swift in A Dictionary of Thoughts, Being a Cyclopedia of Laconic Q