Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. – Author Unknown Category: Golf
A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. – Author Unknown Category: Golf
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. – Ken Harrelson Category: Golf
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings Category: Charm
Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Justice
The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children. – Louis Johannot Category: Teachers
