I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. – English professor, Ohio University
Chum was a British boys weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book and the following Christmas parents bought it as Christmas presents for male children. – A. E. van Vogt
I think directors should be confident in their leadership capabilities. I think directors should be confident in what they want to do. – Philip Seymour Hoffman