Quote by Mark Twain
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a fl

Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain

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Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. – Mark Twain

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. – Mark Twain

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I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely. – Joe E. Lewis

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Horse racing is animated roulette. – Roger Kahn

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Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. – From the movie The Color of Money

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In a bet there is a fool and a thief. – Proverb

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