Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. – Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. – Helen Rowland
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. – Helen Rowland
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. – Helen Rowland
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. – Helen Rowland
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. – Helen Rowland
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. – Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. – Helen Rowland
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. – Helen Rowland
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. – Helen Rowland
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. – Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. – Helen Rowland
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. – Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland
After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her — and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. – Helen Rowland
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth — and endures all the rest. – Helen Rowland
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her – when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? – Helen Rowland
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. – Helen Rowland
