Bragging is not an attractive trait, but lets be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesnt go home through an alley. – Ann Landers
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people dont recognize them. – Ann Landers
Dont accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers
At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who dont. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. – Ann Landers
If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you dont have love in your life, no matter what else there is, its not enough. – Ann Landers
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. – Ann Landers
The Lord gave us two ends – one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. – Ann Landers
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all this, too, shall pass. – Ann Landers
Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised. – Ann Landers
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. – Ann Landers
Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. – Ann Landers
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses. – Ann Landers
There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. – Ann Landers
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest – never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership. – Ann Landers
Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business. – Ann Landers
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. – Ann Landers
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers
No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic. – Ann Landers
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. – Ann Landers
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. – Ann Landers
