The Lord gave us two ends – one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. – Ann Landers
At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who dont. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. – Ann Landers
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. – Ann Landers
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all this, too, shall pass. – Ann Landers
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. – Ellen DeGeneres