Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses. – Ann Landers
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers
The Lord gave us two ends – one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. – Ann Landers
Dont accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers
Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special interest that includes 100 percent of the population. Now we can vote ourselves rich. – P. J. ORourke