Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business. – Ann Landers
Bragging is not an attractive trait, but lets be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesnt go home through an alley. – Ann Landers
Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business. – Ann Landers
Bragging is not an attractive trait, but lets be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesnt go home through an alley. – Ann Landers
At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who dont. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. – Ann Landers
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. – Ann Landers
People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858