Its like, its kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, thats my show. Its a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. – Craig Ferguson
I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson
I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained. – Craig Ferguson
The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. – Craig Ferguson
I am an optimist about the UK. We have been involved in trade with our European partners, which we will always be doing whatever this relationship is. We are a member of the EU. That gives us benefits. But we have to figure out where that is going. In the world, we are a global trader already. – Iain Duncan Smith