Quote by Jeff Ross
Im a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting a

Im a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley. – Jeff Ross

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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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Time plays a role in almost every decision. And some decisions define your attitude about time. – John Cale

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That attitude does not exist so much today, but in those days there was a very sharp distinction between basic physics and applied physics. Columbia did not deal with applied physics. – Gordon Gould

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Ability is what youre capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. – Raymond Chandler

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Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. – Earl Nightingale

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There are two kinds of light — the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. – James Thurber

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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. – Emily Deschanel

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Freedom from effort in the present merely means that there has been effort stored up in the past. – Theodore Roosevelt

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