My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore Category: Argument & Debate
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley Category: Argument & Debate
Music, the greatest good that mortals know, And all of heaven we have below. – Joseph Addison Category: Music
All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot. – Author Unknown Category: Environment
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown Category: Teenagers
