Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. – Herbert Beerbohm Tree Category: Humor
I dont think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I dont want to be a part of a show where its mostly about coming up with the jokes. – Sherilyn Fenn Category: Humor
I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. Whats life without a sense of humor? – Mayer Hawthorne Category: Humor
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. – Don Marquis Category: Birthday
Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it will get in practice. – George Orwell Category: Humankind
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. – Fran Lebowitz, Metropolitan Life, “Food for Thought and Vice Versa” Category: Eating
