Quote by Tim Allen
Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim

Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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car
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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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Trust
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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Other Quotes from
positive
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Ive been singing for six years. Ive been in and out of the studios with top producers, but it wasnt something I was ready to express to the public or to the press. I wasnt ready to come out. I wanted to perfect my voice and be 100 percent positive that I could come out right. – Tyra Banks

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positive

Even when bad things happen you have to try to use those bad things in a positive manner and really just take the positive out of it. – Natalie du Toit

Category:
positive

Yes, but I think if you look at it with a sort of gay sensibility and want everything to be positive about gay life, it could be interpreted as antigay. – John Schlesinger

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positive

While only about half of the voters feel they know very much about Reagan or what he stands for, the Republicans who do have a very positive perception of him. – Robert Teeter

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positive

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But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we, all our lives, have treated the Negro as an inferior, and God is there, and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response? – Robert Kennedy

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When a novel has 200,000 words, then it is possible for the reader to experience 200,000 delights, and to turn back to the first page of the book and experience them all over again, perhaps more intensely. – Jane Smiley

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Everyone is interested in war, in that people dont want it to happen. Im much more interested in peace than in war but its important to understand why we fight. – Michael Morpurgo

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She looked as though butter wouldnt melt in her mouth –or anywhere else. – Else Lanchester

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