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Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim

Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Marriage
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Tim Allen
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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car
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Tim Allen
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Other Quotes from
positive
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Ive always had God, but now I want to go back to church for the sense of community and that feeling of positive thinking, a place where I can think about being a better person. – Julianne Hough

Category:
positive

Television is much better crafted today then in the 70s. The content is less positive but Im one of those that feel our entertainment reflects our world, its not a driver – art imitates life. – Christopher Knight

Category:
positive

It is true that you cant prove a negative. However, the existence of God is provable in the same way a building is positive proof that there was a builder. – Ray Comfort

Category:
positive

I realize I will always be the poster child for police brutality, but I can try to use that as a positive force for healing and restraint. – Rodney King

Category:
positive

Random Quotes

I really liked Carrie a lot. That was one of Brian De Palmas best movies. – Lawrence Kasdan

Category:
movies

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

Category:
Punishment

When I was 14, I felt very rundown I had a home to go to, but I felt like I was 60 or something, older than I feel now. And I dont know if its something that happens at 14, or whether it was adolescence or whether I was gay, or closeted gay, or whatever it was, I felt that. – Gus Van Sant

Category:
Home

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

Category:
Patriotism