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Quote by Tim Allen
Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim

Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

Category:
Marriage
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Tim Allen
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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Women
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Tim Allen
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

Category:
car
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Tim Allen
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Other Quotes from
positive
category

Everything has positive and negative consequences. – Farrah Fawcett

Category:
positive

I cant let time move on without fighting tooth and nail and hopefully being a part of a revolution that is positive. – Ian Somerhalder

Category:
positive

It was a very emotional dinner… Everyone shared personal stories about her and gave her words of encouragement and inspiration. Everyone tried to remain positive. – Lil Kim

Category:
positive

The wonderful Mozambican people have endured tremendous misery without losing their dignity and their positive outlook on life. Moreover, they have not lost their will to progress and develop. Mozambique is a country where the people never surrendered. – Henning Mankell

Category:
positive

Random Quotes

Here I am trying to live, or rather, I am trying to teach the death within me how to live. – Jean Cocteau

Category:
Carpe Diem

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold. – Andre Maurois

Category:
alone

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. – Walter Bagehot

Category:
Vices

I think that a song, when it works, never mind a piece of long form music, even a song is something that speaks to itself but has a language all of its own, ideally. – Steve Hackett

Category:
Music