Quote by Tim Allen
Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim

Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Marriage
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Tim Allen
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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car
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Tim Allen
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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best
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positive
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I like to write sad songs. Theyre much easier to write and you get a lot more emotion into them. But people dont want to hear them as much. And radio definitely doesnt they want that positive, uptempo thing. – Alan Jackson

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positive

The actual danger is nothing, and the positive advantages very great. – William John Wills

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positive

From what weve heard about George W., he has a lot issues that he wants to run on. Theyre positive. Theyre good. He thinks hes got a good vision for America. – Barbara Olson

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positive

I am positive that flexibility is a feminine characteristic. – Emma Bonino

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positive

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. – Aristotle

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I dont know if it has set in or not. Honestly, its crazy. Its such an amazing honor. I remember thinking back to being in my room waiting for the call to see if I got the part. Its like winning the lottery. Im proud to be a member of such an amazing cast – thats the best award of all. – Hailee Steinfeld

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All the uglinesses of the world can best be forgotten in the beauty of nature! – Mehmet Murat ildan

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