Quote by Tim Allen
Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim

Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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I think Gadhafi is on the mark. And up until this point in time, I think they truly want to turn this around and become a positive player with the West after years and years of terrorism and stagnation. – Curt Weldon

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Tennis has had a very positive impact on my life. – Gabriela Sabatini

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I would love to hear all types of Christian artists played all over the world. Id love to hear good, positive mainstream music played all over the place. Id love to be able to bring music together. But I have not deserted Christ. I have not deserted my faith. – Stacie Orrico

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Theres no such thing as an actor giving positive criticism to a director. The minute you say Dont you think it would look nicer…, that directors going to hate your guts. Particularly if its a good idea. – Peter Mullan

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I am able to follow my own death step by step. Now I move softly towards the end. – Pope John XXIII

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The future is today. – William Osler

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Im an enormous fan of people who have had a lot of faith in themselves, and been on a tremendous journey. – Joanna Trollope

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