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Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim

Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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car
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Tim Allen
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Marriage
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Tim Allen
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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best
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Tim Allen
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My grandmother always told me you must keep to your old roads and stick to your original friends and just go through smooth, be careful and stay positive. – Wayne Wonder

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positive

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. – Zig Ziglar

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positive

I turned 54 this year and I find myself feeling like Im in a bit of a race to get down on paper the way I really feel about life – or the way it has presented to me. And because it has presented to me very beautifully, this is hard. It is technically very hard to show positive manifestations. – George Saunders

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positive

A lasting solution to this problem will have an exceptionally positive influence foremost on the peoples of Palestine and Israel, as well as on the region and the international community. – Recep Tayyip Erdogan

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positive

Random Quotes

Real education should consist of drawing the goodness and the best out of our own students. What better books can there be than the book of humanity? – Cesar Chavez

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best

Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and Im recuperating now. Im on a very bland diet. But, uh, Im lucky, I was just lucky, thats all. – Rube Goldberg

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diet

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

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legal

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. – R. L. Stine

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Morning