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Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim

Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

Category:
car
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Tim Allen
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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Women
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Tim Allen
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

Category:
Marriage
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Other Quotes from
positive
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In everyday things the law of sacrifice takes the form of positive duty. – James Anthony Froude

Category:
positive

The real metric of success isnt the size of your bank account. Its the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference. – Naveen Jain

Category:
positive

There is so much that is positive, wonderful even, about state schools. At a state school your kids will learn to live alongside and appreciate other kids from many diverse and different cultures. – Arabella Weir

Category:
positive

I dont think, until the end, I had read a positive review of Boy Meets World. – Will Friedle

Category:
positive

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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. – Tori Spelling

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Look back, and smile on perils past. – Walter Scott

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If a man happens to find himself, he has a mansion which he can inhabit with dignity all the days of his life. – James A. Michener

Category:
Self-Discovery

When followed correctly, the Dukan Diet is both a safe and effective method of weight loss. – Pierre Dukan

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diet