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Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim

Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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funny
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Tim Allen
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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best
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Tim Allen
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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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Trust
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The learner always begins by finding fault, but the scholar sees the positive merit in everything. – Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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The worst times can be the best if you think with positive energy. – Domenico Dolce

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Sexy in India is not considered positive. But, with todays crop of fresh faces in the modelling arena, being sexy is an asset. – Aishwarya Rai

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Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative. – Johnny Rotten

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