A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. – Alexander The Great Category: Funerals
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. – Irvin S. Cobb Category: Funerals
Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain Category: Funerals
You must think of failure and defeat as the springboards to new achievements or to the next level of accomplishment. – Les Brown Category: Failure
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern. – Samuel Johnson Category: Happiness
Keep your feet on the deck, your hands on the tiller, your eyes on the horizon and your beer in the fridge! – B.E.Marshall Category: Water
