Quote by Jeff Ross
Ive actually tried to roast somebody that I dont like, and it does

Ive actually tried to roast somebody that I dont like, and it doesnt go well. Either theyre a bad sport or Im not as funny as I could be. – Jeff Ross

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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it. – Jeff Ross

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Humor
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When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. Thats a fact. – Jeff Ross

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Jealousy
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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

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funny
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If you look at the game and everything, its not quite like looking at an animated film, because thats total character. This, this is really movement, but its got funny little things if you look for the humor. Theyre actually getting to the character. – Don Bluth

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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. – Piper Perabo

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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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