Quote by Jeff Ross
Ive actually tried to roast somebody that I dont like, and it does

Ive actually tried to roast somebody that I dont like, and it doesnt go well. Either theyre a bad sport or Im not as funny as I could be. – Jeff Ross

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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it. – Jeff Ross

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Humor
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Jeff Ross
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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

Category:
funny
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Jeff Ross
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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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funny
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Jeff Ross
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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