Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth gra

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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