The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain