The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain