The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain