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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. – Don Fraser

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Ive been a very lucky guy. I played on championship teams. I played for Canada. Ive won some awards and Im very proud of those accomplishments. But I dont think theres anything greater than to come home and to be recognized at home. This is the pinnacle. – Bobby Orr

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I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself. – Maya Angelou

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My restless, roaming spirit would not allow me to remain at home very long. – Buffalo Bill

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