If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. – Jeff Foxworthy