Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I say, If everybody in this house lives where its God first, friends and family second and you third, we wont ever have an argument. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Think youre escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home. – James Joyce

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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits. – Casey Stengel

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This whole head of the home thing has been blown way out of proportion. Some guys just take it way too far. Some parents take it way too far. Yet children need guidance. They need a parent to help and guide them. They also need a friend. They need a confidant. – Donny Osmond

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I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life. – Rachael Ray

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Let us not seek to bring religion to others, but let us endeavor to live it ourselves. – Paul Tournier

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I can live for two months on a good compliment. – Mark Twain

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There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth. – Chanakya

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As long as there are religions, there are going to be people who are hiding their rottenness behind the veil of religion. – Juliana Hatfield

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