Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

Other quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Family
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Home
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It is easier to take a position in the abstract than when it hits home. – Dennis Prager

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Home

Home is ones birthplace, ratified by memory. – Henry Anatole Grunwald

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Home

I love being at home, being with friends and family. Im of European stock, brought up in Australia. Im a passionate guy. I just love life. – Eric Bana

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Home

When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesnt quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, its so incredible. – Danica McKellar

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Home

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I hugged safety close to my chest and kissed risk full on the lips. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com

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Risk

I find that its hard to fully examine ones life and not have faith be part of the discussion. – J. J. Abrams

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Faith

Logic will never change emotion or perception. – Edward de Bono

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Change

My business is to teach my aspirations to confirm themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonize with my aspirations. – Thomas Huxley

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Business