Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I do portraits. I usually do live models in a class environment, but Ive been painting at home more. I really love the human form, and I love faces. Ive tried to do landscapes a few times. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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My home is in Heaven. Im just traveling through this world. – Billy Graham

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Im launching my own festival in South Wales. Its something Ive wanted to do for a long time. Its going to be held at Margam Park, because I wanted the venue to be as close to my home as possible. – Katherine Jenkins

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And now, I still really dont care that much but now I have music playing all the time at home, which is a first for me. Whatever. Everything from Ani DiFranco to Dave Matthews to Jack Johnson and Norah Jones. – Jennifer Garner

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