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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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The thing is, I have a zillion apps, and Im always looking for the perfect arrangement for them, so scrambling my home screen is part of that eternal quest. – Susan Orlean

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Go big or go home. Because its true. What do you have to lose? – Eliza Dushku

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When I began to make some money, I really wanted to have a home. – Paul Theroux

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I hate formal stuff. I love looking like a doll and all that stuff and playing dress up, but when Im home, sweat pants, t-shirt. When Im in the studio, sweat pants, t-shirt. – Nicki Minaj

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The wretch who lives without freedom feels like dressing in the mud from the streets Those who have you, o Liberty, do not know. you. Those who do not have you should not speak of you, but win you. – Jose Marti

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