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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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With fiction, you can talk about plot, character and narrative, whereas a poem brings home the fact that everything that happens in a work of literature happens in terms of language. And this is daunting stuff to deal with. – Terry Eagleton

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I dont really consider myself one of those actors who takes his work home with him. – Jeff Bridges

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Home is a shelter from storms — all sorts of storms. – William J. Bennett

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You cant control the paparazzi. But if you go to Coachella youre going to get photographed. Whereas if youre at home, walking down the street you probably wont. Its something Ive learnt to navigate my way around but I try to keep my private life private. – Ashley Greene

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