Logo
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

Other quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

Category:
Family
Author
Jeff Foxworthy
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Home
category

You make movies for the people. If critics happen to like them too, well, thats a home run. – Vin Diesel

Category:
Home

The loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or imagined, from abroad. – James Madison

Category:
Home

In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, Me? Youve got to be joking! I mean, in junior high, I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously, I was terrified of math. – Danica McKellar

Category:
Home

I support workplace clean air. But a federal ban on smoking would mean that you couldnt smoke in your own home. I dont care what people do in their home. – Mike Huckabee

Category:
Home

Random Quotes

“Carpe Diem” does not mean “fish of the day.” – Author Unknown

Category:
Fishing

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. – Author Unknown

Category:

If you plant Twinkies in your body garden, how do you expect to harvest health? – Terri Guillemets

Category:
Food

An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Optimism