Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

Other quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and shes doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! – Jeff Foxworthy

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Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I support workplace clean air. But a federal ban on smoking would mean that you couldnt smoke in your own home. I dont care what people do in their home. – Mike Huckabee

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I am an American citizen and it is my home now. I like the U.S.A., which is not a place too many people have liked since Bush. The U.S. has a young population, and everything can change within a year. – Isabel Allende

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Prescott National Forest is right on the edge of my home in Arizona. – Maynard James Keenan

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The environment doesnt change that radically. You are still going to go home at night and NBC is going to be there, ABC and CBS will still be there. – Dick Wolf

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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings

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A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong. – Tecumseh

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I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work. – Ann Romney

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You cant go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. – Fran Lebowitz

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