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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Family
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Money
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Home
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If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, youve made a whole new load of friends and shes made a whole new load of friends and you get home and youre kind of strangers. – Michael Caine

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Home

When everyone goes home, youre stuck with yourself. – Layne Staley

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Home

I like to maintain a certain sense of fantasy in my life. I am kind of like that at home. Do I have the full hair and makeup? No. But I might have the nice dress on. – Jennifer Lopez

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Home

I live a dual life. On the red carpet, its complete glam. But at home, Im a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl. Simple can be beautiful. – Ashley Greene

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Home

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my own coffee, hear the news, and the CBS car arrives 5:30. – Charlie Rose

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I have friends who have a CD mastering plant in Hollywood and they are very sceptical about European record labels understanding of digital technology. – Gavin Bryars

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Clearly no group can as an entity create ideas. Only individuals can do this. A group of individuals may, however, stimulate one another in the creation of ideas. – Estill I. Green

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