Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always bri

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

Other quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Family
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Money
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate dont move. – Satchel Paige

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Home

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home. – S. E. Hinton

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Home

Once I am in the square circle, I am in my home. – Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

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Home

Its a sad day when the leaders of the free world engage in such deception and trickery. I voted against this unnecessary war and will continue to argue that the best way to support our troops is to bring them home. – Major R. Owens

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Without labor nothing prospers. – Sophocles

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A single conversation across the table with a wise man is worth a months study of books. – Chinese Proverb

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

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I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what youre good at. – Louis C. K.

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