If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy
I practice yoga at home to a TV show called Inhale, taught by Steve Ross. I figured that if the people on the show could stretch that deep then I could too. I ended up pulling my hip flexor. But thats how I met my husband. Paul was the physical therapist my coach called to meet with me after hours. – Danica Patrick