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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermome

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a babys temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby whos boss. – Tina Fey

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Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about. – Tina Fey

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I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my moms only instruction was You just go in and pull the big Republican lever. Thats my welcome to adulthood. Shes like, No, dont even read it. Just pull the Republican lever. – Tina Fey

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That best portion of a mans life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. – William Wordsworth

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You should always be well and bright, for so you do your best work and you have so much beautiful work to do. The world needs it, and you must give it! – Marie Corelli

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? – Will Rogers

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