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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermome

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a babys temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby whos boss. – Tina Fey

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I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my moms only instruction was You just go in and pull the big Republican lever. Thats my welcome to adulthood. Shes like, No, dont even read it. Just pull the Republican lever. – Tina Fey

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