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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermome

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a babys temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby whos boss. – Tina Fey

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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Womens Affairs. Man, whod she have to show here ankles to to get that job? – Tina Fey

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Most of the time youre too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, I work at Saturday Night Live, and that is so cool. – Tina Fey

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