You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. – Jeff Foxworthy
I say, If everybody in this house lives where its God first, friends and family second and you third, we wont ever have an argument. – Jeff Foxworthy
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. – Jeff Foxworthy
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy