You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. – Jeff Foxworthy
Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. – Jeff Foxworthy
Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy
Its a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. – Jeff Foxworthy
My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and shes doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! – Jeff Foxworthy
The dilemma of modern medicine, and the underlying central flaw in medical education and, most of all, in the training of interns, is the irresistible drive to do something, anything. It is expected by patients and too often agreed to by their doctors, in the face of ignorance. – Lewis Thomas