I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? – Willie Nelson
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry
If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one so bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins and I was like, How do we get one of those? and she was like, You cant get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool? – Miley Cyrus