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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Divisi

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. – Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

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