Quote by Sloane Crosley
I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to t

I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get the attention of your older cousins. I really hit my social stride in 6th grade, but before that I was a pretty big dork. You learn how to be amusing and how to work for it. – Sloane Crosley

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I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley

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Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together upstate, renounce their sweet teeth, and turn into health fanatics. – Sloane Crosley

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Health
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I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiots body. – Sloane Crosley

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Im not asking that people accept homosexuality. Im not asking that they believe like I do that its inborn. Im not asking that. All Im saying is dont let these children suffer without a family because of your bias. – Rosie ODonnell

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Interesting things come your way but as you get older, your lifestyle changes. I dont want to travel I dont want to be in a hotel room away from my family. – Gary Oldman

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Getting married and starting a family has been a lifelong goal and one that I have persevered through different paths up to it! – Alanis Morissette

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We do not always appreciate the role the Queen has played in one of the most significant changes in the past 60 years: the transformation of Britain into a multi-ethnic, multi-faith society. No one does interfaith better than the Royal family, and it starts with the Queen herself. – Jonathan Sacks

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