Quote by Sloane Crosley
I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to t

I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get the attention of your older cousins. I really hit my social stride in 6th grade, but before that I was a pretty big dork. You learn how to be amusing and how to work for it. – Sloane Crosley

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My mother is a special education teacher but also an artist, and my father an advertising executive. They are about as wacky as you can get without being alcoholics. – Sloane Crosley

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Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that theyre being trusted as a friend. – Sloane Crosley

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My familys lineage is five generations of artists who never made it. – Shia LaBeouf

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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. – Stella Benson

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My other family is Fleetwood Mac. I dont need the money, but theres an emotional need for me to go on the road again. Theres a love there were a band of brothers. – Stevie Nicks

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I am tortured when I am away from my family, from my children. I am horribly guilt-ridden. – Jessica Lange

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Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it. – Author Unknown

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I dont measure a mans success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. – George S. Patton

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There was a bit of a comparison that Bret was making between Vince McMahon and my dad. He looked up to Vince as a dad and stuff, and it was a shame to see the whole thing end the way it did. – Owen Hart

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