A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer. – Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer. – Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus
My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin. – Karl Kraus
How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus