Quote by Johnny Carson
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death a friend that alone can bring the peace his treasures cannot purchase, and remove the pain his physicians cannot cure. – Mortimer Collins

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Death is not more certainly a separation of our souls from our bodies than the Christian life is a separation of our souls from worldly tempers, vain indulgences, and unnecessary cares. – William Law

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Death is the veil which those who live call life They sleep, and it is lifted. – Percy Bysshe Shelley

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