For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson