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Quote by Johnny Carson
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving Day
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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Death
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I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair

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Have an earnestness for death and you will have life. – Abu Bakr

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Death

We are all of us resigned to death: its life we arent resigned to. – Graham Greene

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Rock and menopause do not mix. It is not good, it sucks and every day I fight it to the death, or, at the very least, not let it take me over. – Stevie Nicks

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A civilized nation can have no enemies, and one cannot draw a line across a map, a line that doesnt even exist in nature and say that the ugly enemy lives on the one side, and good friends live on the other. – Thor Heyerdahl

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A gentleman is a man who can disagree without being disagreeable. – Source Unknown

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