Quote by Johnny Carson
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread they may satisfy appetite for the moment, but there is death in them at the end. – Tryon Edwards

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But I have been in some very beautiful churches, then Ive looked outside and seen people starving to death. – Don Van Vliet

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The line between life or death is determined by what we are willing to do. – Bear Grylls

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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. – Wilson Mizner

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When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more. – John Adams

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