Quote by Johnny Carson
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Other Quotes from
Death
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I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different. – T. S. Eliot

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Death

Emigration is no longer a solution its a defeat. People are risking death, drowning every day, but theyre knocking on doors that are not open. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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Death

See in what peace a Christian can die. – Joseph Addison

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Death

Millions long for immortality who dont know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. – Susan Ertz

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It is only partly true that religion does more harm than good in society. The community makes God into the image it wants, vengeful, or milky sweet, or scrupulously just, and so on. – Mary Douglas

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Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief. – Franz Schubert

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An “unemployed” existence is a worse negation of life than death itself. – José Ortega y Gasset

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