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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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Obamas position on marriage is brazenly cynical. – David Limbaugh

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Marriage

I think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership. – Carson Daly

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Marriage

The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so. – Harriet Martineau

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Marriage

It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as “the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue.” – Alexander Woollcott, While Rome Burns

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Marriage

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In the last analysis, it is our conception of death which decides our answers to all the questions that life puts to us. – Dag Hammarskjold

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Death

To convert somebody go and take them by the hand and guide them. – Thomas Aquinas

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Persuasion

There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone – many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long. – Richard Nelson Bolles

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work

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. – Benjamin Franklin

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People