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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone
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Johnny Carson
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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I have a lot of respect for marriage. – Dominic Monaghan

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Marriage

Our marriage is strictly in name only. It has never been consummated. – LaToya Jackson

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Marriage

I took the fear of marriage from my parents relationship, because I didnt want to end up in a relationship like that, whereas my brothers and sisters learnt a lesson from it and made sure they didnt carry it on into their own marriages. – John Mahoney

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Marriage

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. – Tommy Manville

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There are… things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky, “Notes from the Underground,” 1864

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Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer. – Jean de La Fontaine

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I beat myself up every day, without so much as a scratch. – Terri Guillemets, “Perfectionism,” 1990

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I took religion much too seriously, however, and its overall effect was depressing. I would have really liked to discard it, but somehow I couldnt. – Jack Dee

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