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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic – another joke marriage. – Sophia Bush

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I believe in marriage. I believe marriage is a really important institution, its one of the most important institutions we have. – Theresa May

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