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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both. – Catherine Helen Spence

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Each marriage has to be judged separately, and we never know whats going on in another persons marriage. – Mary Wesley

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Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. – Langdon Mitchell

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The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place. – Sacha Guitry

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