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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving Day
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Johnny Carson
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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Johnny Carson
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Marriage
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I found it an interesting portrait of a marriage in exploring notions of how one partner supports the other, whilst not jeopardizing the greater good – which is the family. – Rachel Griffiths

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Marriage

My parents long and happy marriage was a great ideal to live up to, but a tough one. – Olivia Williams

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Marriage

But the fact that same-sex marriage is still an issue is insane. Thinking love knows a sex is ridiculous. – Garret Dillahunt

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Marriage

Marriage is the sunset of love. – Proverb

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Marriage

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The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it cant wake up. – David Herbert Lawrence

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Mr. Arthur Ashe, he was good. I read some of his books. He knew about everything, but he was real quiet and didnt talk much. I never met him. – Mike Tyson

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You get a timeless cool card in New York. – Vin Diesel

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There are pockets of great food in Spain, but there are also pockets of very mediocre food in Spain, and the same in Morocco and the same in Croatia and the same in Germany and the same in Austria. – Mario Batali

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