Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson