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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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I would say that the surest measure of a mans or a womans maturity is the harmony, style, joy, and dignity he creates in his marriage, and the pleasure and inspiration he provides for his spouse. – Benjamin Spock

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Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit. – Margaret Cavendish

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Thousands of years and many civilizations have defined a marriage as the union between one man and one woman. With few exceptions, those civilizations that did not follow that perished. – Randy Neugebauer

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No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office. – Rutherford B. Hayes

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