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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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In December 1998, I considered myself an expert on love. I was almost a year into a relationship, one that had grown more slowly than I had wished, but once it flowered it was much more stimulating than any marriage or relationship I had known. – Jane Smiley

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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. – Author unknown

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Marriage has made me a lot happier and Im deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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My parents were both from Scotland, but had been resident in Lower Canada some time before their marriage, which took place in Montreal and in that city I spent most of my life. – Maria Monk

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My family and I built my whole career from scratch. – Maria Sharapova

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