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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Health
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Johnny Carson
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Johnny Carson
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. – William Congreve

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Marriage

Marriage, at this point in my life? Im not interested in it. Yet. Maybe later when Im 35 or 40. – Amanda Seyfried

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Marriage

A good businessman never makes a contract unless hes sure he can carry it through, yet every fool on earth is perfectly willing to sign a marriage contract without considering whether he can live up to it or not. – Dalton Trumbo

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Marriage

When I got political that blew our marriage out of the water. I was not the same person and I admit that. – Michael Moriarty

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Marriage

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We live in a media world simultaneously obsessed with technology and personality. – Eric Alterman

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All of our unhappiness comes from our inability to be alone. – Jean de la Bruyere

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Giving birth should be your greatest achievement not your greatest fear. – Jane Weideman

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Pregnancy

I have so much chaos in my life, its become normal. You become used to it. You have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how you can make things work rather than complain about how theyre wrong. – Tom Welling

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Life