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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving Day
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Johnny Carson
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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny
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Johnny Carson
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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Johnny Carson
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. – Helen Rowland

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Marriage

My marriage? Up to now everythings okay. But its a real marriage – imperfect and very difficult. Its all about people evolving somewhat simultaneously through their lives. I think weve emotionally evolved. – Jamie Lee Curtis

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Marriage

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. – Ogden Nash

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Marriage

There are going to be peaks and valleys in everything – in your marriage, in your job, in your life. So just enjoy the peaks and ride out the valleys. Just try not to do anything too rash. – Ricky Schroder

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Marriage

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I often feel like I have this spirit living inside of me, always dressing in like short mini skirts… but then I start to discover myself. So there are eight spirits, mischievous ones, sad ones, handsome ones, wise ones, and crazy ones. – Bai Ling

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sad

Everything that has ever been called folk art has always reflected domination. – Theodor Adorno

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Art

Ive never read a political poem thats accomplished anything. Poetry makes things happen, but rarely what the poet wants. – Howard Nemerov

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I think what the Nobel committee is doing is going beyond war and looking at what humanity can do to prevent war. Sustainable management of our natural resources will promote peace. – Wangari Maathai

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Peace