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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny
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Johnny Carson
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving Day
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Johnny Carson
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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Johnny Carson
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Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle. – Edmond About

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Marriage

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, youre sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. – Joseph Campbell

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Marriage

Yes, the marriage proposal was shot. Michael excluded the dialogue from the final edit. – Madeleine Stowe

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Marriage

Im a heathen when it comes to marriage. – Greta Scacchi

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Marriage

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Im starting to think about things that I want to do, things that are fun. One of them is driving a car like a Porsche. Ive driven a lot of cars – sedans, trucks and big family vehicles all year long. But theres nothing like a four-wheel-drive Porsche. – Kevin OLeary

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car

Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get in; and those who are on the inside wish to get out. – Arabic Proverb

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People said that man had changed: the weakness of people’s health no longer allows us to fast. Was it true? – Adalbert de Vogüé, To Love Fasting: The Monastic Experience

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Some directors cast you because they trust you to do the performance – but then they forget to direct you. – Samantha Morton

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Trust