Quote by Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Hes the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. – Mae West

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Marriage

I decided hed changed so much that a whole new book was required and that book actually I can say so was the first to say that the marriage was in trouble and the Prince didnt like at all and my book was being serialized in the Sunday Times over five weeks. – Anthony Holden

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Marriage

Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators, as many South Dakotans have done, to protect marriage as a union between a man and a woman. – Mike Rounds

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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them. – Sydney Smith

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The present is the past rolled up for action, and the past is the present unrolled for understanding. – Will and Ariel Durant, The Reformation

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As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family. – Chanakya

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Traditional marriage is what should be sanctioned. – Jeb Bush

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