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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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I was one of 14 senators to vote against the Defense of Marriage Act. I thought it was a harsh and unnecessary thing to do to people across this country who care enough about each other to want to be married. – Russ Feingold

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What Ive learned about marriage: You need to have each others back you have to be a kind of team going through life. – Tom Petty

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson

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