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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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Johnny Carson
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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny
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Johnny Carson
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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Marriage commissioners who choose not to marry homosexuals are being fired. A Knights of Columbus chapter in British Columbia is in court because it chooses not allow a lesbian group to use its facility for marriage ceremonies. The list goes on. – Stockwell Day

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Marriage

Marriage is a team effort. Both of us share that philosophy. – Nick Lachey

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Marriage

I rise today in support of Bill C-38, the Civil Marriage Act. I rise in support of a Canada in which liberties are safeguarded, rights are protected and the people of this land are treated as equals under the law. – Paul Martin

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Marriage

Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth. – Judith Wright

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Marriage

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day youre off it. – Jackie Gleason

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diet

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. – Shaun White

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dad

My biggest regret is putting my body through fad diets – Atkins, cleanses, the hCG diet. – Jennie Garth

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diet

I hope some day to meet God, because I want to thank Him for the flowers. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Flowers