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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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Johnny Carson
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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny
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Johnny Carson
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Marriage
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Marriage is a big deal, but whos to say Im not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what its like for a minute? – Lindsay Lohan

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Marriage

There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage. – Richard G. Scott

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Marriage

Provincial governments in Canada have terminated the positions of marriage commissioners who have, for personal religious convictions, not performed same sex marriages. It has happened in Saskatchewan. – Stockwell Day

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Marriage

Marriage, at this point in my life? Im not interested in it. Yet. Maybe later when Im 35 or 40. – Amanda Seyfried

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Marriage

Random Quotes

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. – Oscar Wilde

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Family

Water is always a support or a healing thing apart from, you know, love or peace of mind. – Nastassja Kinski

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Peace

Theres always someone asking you to underline one piece of yourself – whether its Black, woman, mother, dyke, teacher, etc. – because thats the piece that they need to key in to. They want to dismiss everything else. – Audre Lorde

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teacher

Sad will be the day for any man when he becomes contented with the thoughts he is thinking and the deeds he is doing – where there is not forever beating at the doors of his soul some great desire to do something larger which he knows he was meant and made to do. – Phillips Brooks

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sad