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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Johnny Carson
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving Day
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Johnny Carson
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Most of these alternative arrangements, so-called, arise out of the ruins of marriages, not as an improvement of old fashioned marriage. – Christopher Lasch

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Marriage

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic – another joke marriage. – Sophia Bush

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Marriage

Two things are owed to truthfulness — lasting marriages and short friendships. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Marriage

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. Its a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. – Barbara de Angelis

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Marriage

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If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. – Mark Twain

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There are a lot of female artists my age around at the moment, but theyre all American and blonde and blue-eyed and smiley. Im totally the opposite of that. I want to show a bit more attitude and I have an opinion. – Samantha Mumba

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Attitude

I had dreams, but I didnt have the sense that they would necessarily work out. They seemed very far-fetched. – Greta Gerwig

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Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience. – M. Scott Peck

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Experience