Logo
Quote by Tommy Cooper
A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

Other quotes by Tommy Cooper

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

Category:
car
Author
Tommy Cooper
Read Quote

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

Category:
Driving
Author
Tommy Cooper
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Age
category

What goes on in Europe concerns us greatly because, if Europe comes apart, the E.U. comes apart, then youre going to have enormous impact on America, thats a very big trading partner of ours, and people own securities around the world in this day and age. – Michael Bloomberg

Category:
Age

Age acquires no value save through thought and discipline. – James Truslow Adams

Category:
Age

Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur. – Muriel Spark

Category:
Age

Its ironic that at age 32, at probably the greatest moment of my career, with The Godfather having such an enormous success, I wasnt even aware of it, because I was somewhere else under the deadline again. – Francis Ford Coppola

Category:
Age

Random Quotes

The poem is the point at which our strength gave out. – Richard Rosen

Category:
Poetry

I work six months and get three or four with the family. – Kyle Chandler

Category:
Family

Events at home, at work, in the street – these are the bases for a story. – Naguib Mahfouz

Category:
Home

You can’t see Canada across lake Erie, but you know it’s there. It’s the same with spring. You have to have faith, especially in Cleveland. – Paul Fleischman

Category:
Springtime