Quote by Tommy Cooper
A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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What goes on in Europe concerns us greatly because, if Europe comes apart, the E.U. comes apart, then youre going to have enormous impact on America, thats a very big trading partner of ours, and people own securities around the world in this day and age. – Michael Bloomberg

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Age acquires no value save through thought and discipline. – James Truslow Adams

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Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur. – Muriel Spark

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Its ironic that at age 32, at probably the greatest moment of my career, with The Godfather having such an enormous success, I wasnt even aware of it, because I was somewhere else under the deadline again. – Francis Ford Coppola

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The poem is the point at which our strength gave out. – Richard Rosen

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I work six months and get three or four with the family. – Kyle Chandler

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Events at home, at work, in the street – these are the bases for a story. – Naguib Mahfouz

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You can’t see Canada across lake Erie, but you know it’s there. It’s the same with spring. You have to have faith, especially in Cleveland. – Paul Fleischman

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