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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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Tommy Cooper
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. – Albert Einstein

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We live in an age when to be young and to be indifferent can be no longer synonymous. We must prepare for the coming hour. The claims of the Future are represented by suffering millions and the Youth of a Nation are the trustees of Posterity. – Benjamin Disraeli

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You should not consider a mans age but his acts. – Sophocles

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At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career. – Lena Dunham

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In the realist you have the sorry sight of the five senses deprived of their imagination. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The eyes of the lord are in every place seeing the evil and the good. – Bible

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In a certain sense all men are historians. – Thomas Carlyle, Essays: On History

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Forty-five States, as the gentleman just said, have determined by people that were elected by the people of that State that marriage is the definition of one man and one woman. – Randy Neugebauer

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