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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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Tommy Cooper
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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Tommy Cooper
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My mother inspired me to treat others as I would want to be treated regardless of age, race or financial status. – Tommy Hilfiger

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As an American, you have a right to good health care that is effective, accessible, and affordable, that serves you from infancy through old age, that allows you to go to practitioners and facilities of your choosing, and that offers a broad range of therapeutic options. – Andrew Weil

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Youth disserves; middle age conserves; old age preserves. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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In this age of media and Internet access, we are much more talkative than ever before. – David Duchovny

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I know Im talented, but I wasnt put here to sing. I was put here to be a wife and a mom and look after my family. I love what I do, but its not where it begins and ends. – Amy Winehouse

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Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. – Jean Paul Richter

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In architecture as in all other operative arts, the end must direct the operation. The end is to build well. Well building has three conditions: Commodity, Firmness and Delight. – Henry Watton

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I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. – Mahatma Gandhi

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