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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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I want to be part of the resurgence of things that are tangible, beautiful and soulful, rather than just give in to the digital age. But when I talk to people about this they just say, Yeah, I know what you mean, and stare at their mobiles. – Jack White

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I would love a family. Im at the age where the wish for a child gets stronger. But who knows. – Cameron Diaz

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Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders. – Ronald Reagan

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Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age. – Alfred Nobel

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An Army is a collection of armed men obliged to obey one man. Every change in the rules which impairs the principle weakens the army. – William Tecumseh Sherman

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People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have. – John Hodgman

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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. – Albert Einstein

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