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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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All diseases run into one, old age. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew. – Robert Browning

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He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when its bottled. – Gene Fowler

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Though we seem grieved at the shortness of life in general, we are wishing every period of it at an end. The minor longs to be at age, then to be a man of business, then to make up an estate, then to arrive at honors, then to retire. – Joseph Addison

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Many people mistake our work for our vocation. Our vocation is the love of Jesus. – Mother Teresa

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He who risks and fails can be forgiven. He who never risks and never fails is a failure in his whole being. – Paul Tillich

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The devil had as good have let Paul alone, for he no sooner comes into prison but he falls a preaching, at which the gates of Satans prison fly open, and poor sinners come forth. – William Gurnall

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I can always see what Ive done wrong. Im always learning. Im the perennial student. – Pat Oliphant

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