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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. – Nicolas Chamfort

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The brain forgets much, but the lower back remembers everything. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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You just never know when youre living in a golden age. – Alexander Payne

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age. – Groucho Marx

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If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it. – Scottish Proverb

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I grew up painting and playing piano so when I was a little kid I thought I was going to be an artist or a painter but my mom had me taking piano lessons for about 10-12 years as a young kid. – Mike Shinoda

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He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. – Joseph Heller

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