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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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Theres also some element of coming of age during the Reagan administration, which everybody has painted as some glorious time in America, but I remember as being a very, very dark time. There was apocalypse in the air the punk rock movement made sense. – John Cusack

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I lived the true American dream, because I was able to pursue what I set as my goals at a very young age. – Mario Andretti

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Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay. – Doris Day

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I started out modeling at a young age and surrounded myself with different brilliant minds. I have so many people to get educated from, and Ive been a sponge. – Kellan Lutz

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Knowledge is power only if man knows what facts not to bother with. – Robert Staughton Lynd

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