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Quote by Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you gi

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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Tommy Cooper
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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Age
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Tommy Cooper
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I look at the car park and myself and Dave Watson come in with our old cars, and these young lads come in with their new Porches. I think that society has changed, there seems to be a lack of respect nowadays. – Richard Gough

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Sometimes I wish I could drive a car, but Im gonna drive a car one day, so I dont worry about that. – Stevie Wonder

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