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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you gi

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Tommy Cooper
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Im not good at normal things. I cant drive a car. I couldnt read till I was 10. – Michael Lindsay-Hogg

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It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but its true I was raised in a freight car. – Merle Haggard

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I definitely I prefer to sing in the car. I dont sing in the shower, maybe its because thats the one time I dont need to talk to anyone so I should just shut up, otherwise Im just, you know, jibber jabber. – Haley Reinhart

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When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough. – Ayrton Senna

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