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Quote by Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you gi

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Tommy Cooper
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I dont know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years. – Victoria Wood

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The image is where you have dinner at night, who youre seeing. Its what car you drive and how you dress. People in the industry sell that, and it creates a dream. Theres nothing else. – Elle Macpherson

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I arrived in California with no job, no car, and no money, but, like millions of other girls, a dream. – Victoria Principal

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All I want to know is that I can keep this house for the rest of my days and I want to make good music… and have the odd sports car in the garage, obviously! – Jay Kay

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