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Quote by Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you gi

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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My dad used to love Steely Dan, the Stones, Jethro Tull and all that. There was always Steely Dan going in my dads car, but I remember The Royal Scam in particular because it has Kid Charlemagne on it. – St. Vincent

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Now, personally, I like a car with some sort of character. – Richard Hammond

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Of course, Im older now. Im in a different place in my life than when I wrote the songs for Car Wheels or Essence or whatever. Different things were going on. – Lucinda Williams

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As I was coming out of the closet, our car was hurtling over an embankment. – Lance Loud

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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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