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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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Tommy Cooper
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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Tommy Cooper
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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Age
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Tommy Cooper
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Marriage
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Im a little skeptical about using the Constitution this way, but I also believe marriage is between a man and a woman and that the courts shouldnt legislate this matter. – Pete Coors

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Marriage

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. – Benjamin Franklin

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Marriage

Im not really interested in thinking about marriage or kids at all. – Stacy Keibler

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Marriage

The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while the partners are insane. – Joseph Collins

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Marriage

Random Quotes

In order to shake a hypothesis, it is sometimes not necessary to do anything more than push it as far as it will go. – Denis Diderot

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Assumptions

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. – Samuel Johnson

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Women

Anybody can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybodys power and is not easy. – Aristotle

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Anger

You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky

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Risk