Quote by Tommy Cooper
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

Other quotes by Tommy Cooper

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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The old welfare system was hurting people by discouraging work and marriage. Welfare reform, and now this legislation, will build on the understanding that work and strong families are the foundation upon which we build our future. – Jim Talent

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Marriage

I know there are a lot of readers that think Ive got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but theres really nothing thats been like a mirror. Im just making this stuff up. – Robert Kirkman

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Marriage

My first marriage was totally unsuitable and shouldnt have happened. It was a whirlwind, rebound thing. I was 23 or 24 – a baby. – Carol Vorderman

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Marriage

Most of these alternative arrangements, so-called, arise out of the ruins of marriages, not as an improvement of old fashioned marriage. – Christopher Lasch

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Marriage

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You dont know what the Chinese expect in the way of beauty. The presentation is just a farce. You come into a room filled with 50 people and they dont talk to you. Theres very little interaction. – Helmut Jahn

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Beauty

As a young black boy, it made me proud to see black leaders that did something amazing and made the world change. – John Legend

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amazing

The studios dont finance anymore, they get outside funds. – Robert Rodriguez

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finance

For years, I always thought it was hilarious that I was this fitness guru, because fitness was just a tool I utilized to help people improve their confidence. For me, its never been about fitness. Its always been about helping to empower people. – Jillian Michaels

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fitness