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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Age
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Tommy Cooper
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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Tommy Cooper
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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The rule with marriage is the less you talk about it the better, as far as I can tell. – Jennifer Garner

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Marriage

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once. – Eva Gabor

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Marriage

When a marriage culture fails, sexual desire no longer unites instead it fragments. – Maggie Gallagher

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Marriage

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen

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Marriage

Random Quotes

Writing a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay. – Flannery OConnor

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Experience

The virtues of science are skepticism and independence of thought. – Walter Gilbert

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Science

Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life. – Samuel Butler

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Death

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame. – M.G. Sriram

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Internet