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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Age
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. – Ruth Bell Graham

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Marriage

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. – Homer

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Marriage

Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. – O.C. Ogilvie

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Marriage

What Ive learned about marriage: You need to have each others back you have to be a kind of team going through life. – Tom Petty

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Marriage

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I was in relationship with a guy who was much older than me – either he was past his prime and I was coming into mine. There was nothing I could do to keep his attention. – Deana Carter

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Between the figure and the shadow is where all the secret energy lies. – Terri Guillemets

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Hmmm

Aviation – and space travel, in particular – have always been especially captivating. – Felix Baumgartner

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Jazz will endure just as long as people hear it through their feet instead of their brains. – John Philip Sousa

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