Quote by Tommy Cooper
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

Other quotes by Tommy Cooper

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Marriage
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But the key to our marriage is the capacity to give each other a break. And to realize that its not how our similarities work together its how our differences work together. – Michael J. Fox

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Marriage

Marriage is natures way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. – Alan King

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Marriage

People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is; they marry illusions and images. The exciting adventure of marriage is finding out who the partner really is. – James L. Framo, “Explorations in Marital & Family Therapy”

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Marriage

Before marriage, many couples are very much like people rushing to catch an airplane once aboard, they turn into passengers. They just sit there. – Paul Getty

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Marriage

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Failures not a bad thing. It builds character. It makes you stronger. – Billy Dee Williams

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Failure

What Ive really learned over time is that optimism is a very, very important part of leadership. – Bob Iger

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Leadership

Our party must continue to strike fear in the heart of the white man, our real enemy! – Robert Mugabe

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Fear

I have zero interest in sports of any kind – professional, college or international. – Jimmy Wales

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Sports