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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Age
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. Its a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. – Barbara de Angelis

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Marriage

Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain. – Proverb

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Marriage

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. – Bill Cosby

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Marriage

On both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, Lets date. Everyone knows those arent the same things. – Patti Stanger

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Marriage

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[History is] a damn dim candle over a damn dark abyss. – W. Stull Holt

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The very definition of beauty is outside. – Adam Carolla

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The western mind is linear, the eastern mind is circular. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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When you think of it I havent really done a lot of horror. Its amazing: I have done some really good ones, but I havent done a lot of them. – Michael Rooker

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