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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Age
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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The Amateur Marriage grew out of the reflection that of all the opportunities to show differences in character, surely an unhappy marriage must be the richest. – Anne Tyler

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Marriage

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. – Andre Maurois

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Marriage

Europe, which gave us the idea of same-sex marriage, is a dying society, with birthrates 50 percent below replacement. – Maggie Gallagher

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Marriage

Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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My duty is to try to reach beauty. Cinema is emotion. When you laugh you cry. – Roberto Benigni

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Beauty

Its a different outlook, and one that I understand. When you are a former member of the Warsaw Pact, when you have lived behind the Berlin Wall, when you have experienced the communist systems that existed in these countries, for them, the West represents hope. – Jean-Pierre Raffarin

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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. – Will Rogers

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Education

To create the power of competence without creating a corresponding direction to guide the use of that power is bad education. – John Dickey

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