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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Age
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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Tommy Cooper
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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The states interest in marriage is stability. Generally speaking, polygamy does not work for stability. Inherent in the whole polygamous movement is a deep and abiding misogyny and denigration of women. So polygamy is objectionable on lots of grounds. – Gene Robinson

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Marriage

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married. – Stephanie Mills

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Marriage

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage

Now Im a wife and a mother of two. Its a really different role. I always referred to No Doubt as a marriage, because thats what its like to be together for so long and go through what weve been through. I cant really have that relationship with them anymore. – Gwen Stefani

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Marriage

Random Quotes

One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is is four or five big days that change everything. – Riding in Cars with Boys, Beverly Donofrio (book), Morgan Ward (screenplay)

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Life

It seems likely that many of the young who dont wait for others to call them artists, but simply announce that they are, dont have the patience to make art. – Pauline Kael

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Patience

Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian – I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I dont think Im that type. – Jeremy Lin

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dating

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. – Alexander The Great

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Medicine