Quote by Tommy Cooper
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage o

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

Other quotes by Tommy Cooper

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Age
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I left my marriage knowing Id have to work. I have. – Sarah Ferguson

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Marriage

I love the institution of marriage, and I love my marriage. – Kyle Chandler

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Marriage

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Marriage

My father and mother were second cousins, though they did not meet till shortly before their marriage. – Patrick White

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Marriage

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Death is less bitter punishment than deaths delay. – Ovid

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Its both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy. – Tony Hancock

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