I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen