I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen