I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen