I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen