I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen