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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty min

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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Reality
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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Peace
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One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands. Lasting peace comes not from force. – David Borenstein

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I always thought of myself as a moderate liberal, a fighter for peace and justice. I never thought of myself as being all that far out. – George McGovern

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Peace

We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace. – George W. Bush

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To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations. – George Ade

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A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has been brought to public life is not as likely to insist upon or regard that quality in its chosen leaders today – and in fact we have forgotten. – John F. Kennedy

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If I were to live my life over again, I would be an American. I would steep myself in America, I would know no other land. – Henry James

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Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

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I dont think Ive had a holiday in my entire life that wasnt about my dads work. – Kat Dennings

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