Quote by Art Buchwald
People are broad-minded. Theyll accept the fact that a person can

People are broad-minded. Theyll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman; but if a man doesnt drive, theres something wrong with him. – Art Buchwald

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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldnt let me – Homeland Security. – Art Buchwald

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You cant make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All youre doing is recording it. – Art Buchwald

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Newmans first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when youre upside down. – Paul Newman

Its not about the press. Its not about the notoriety or the celebrity status or anything like that. To me, its all about driving the race car. – Greg Moore

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