We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. – Bill Maher
Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the will of the people goes out the window. – Bill Maher
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Whos your real friend? Its the person who tells you the truth. Thats who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. – Bill Maher
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I dont need. – Bill Maher