Quote by Bill Maher
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibili

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. – Bill Maher

Other quotes by Bill Maher

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? – Bill Maher

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Patriotism
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. – Bill Maher

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great
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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher

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America
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Here we write well when we expose frauds and hypocrites. We are great at counting warts and blemishes and weighting feet of clay. In expressing love, we belong among the underdeveloped countries. – Saul Bellow

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America

The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage. – Carl N. Degler

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America

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America

America is so vast that almost everything said about it is likely to be true, and the opposite is probably equally true. – James T. Farrell

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America

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