We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. – Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. – Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher
Suicide is mans way of telling God, You cant fire me – I quit. – Bill Maher
Things arent right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? – Bill Maher
More than anything else, my mother wanted to be an actress – a famous actress – which in the 1950s was all about being young, sexy, and available. She was all that, and more. She had big blue eyes, alabaster skin, a heart-shaped face, a beautiful figure. She was just a knockout. – Meredith Baxter