Mark Twain's Quote - I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. – Mark Twain

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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. – Mark Twain

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. – Mark Twain

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One of the stupidest theories of Western life. – Malcolm Muggeridge

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There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise? Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. You forget, said the Devil, with a chuckle, that I have been evolving too. – W. R. [William Ralph] Inge

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It is curious how there seems to be an instinctive disgust in Man for his nearest ancestors and relations. If only Darwin could conscientiously have traced man back to the Elephant or the Lion or the Antelope, how much ridicule and prejudice would have been spared to the doctrine of Evolution. – Havelock Ellis

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The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop. – Edward Conklin

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