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Quote by Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain

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Religion
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Mark Twain
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain

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Humor
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Mark Twain
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Evolution
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One of the stupidest theories of Western life. – Malcolm Muggeridge

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Evolution

Historians will have to face the fact that natural selection determined the evolution of cultures in the same manner as it did that of species. – Konrad Lorenz

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Evolution

Organic life, we are told, has developed gradually from the protozoon to the philosopher, and this development, we are assured, is indubitably an advance. Unfortunately it is the philosopher, not the protozoon, who gives us this assurance. – Bertrand Russell

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Evolution

All the evolution we know of proceeds from the vague to the definite. – Charles Sanders Peirce

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Evolution

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I cant predict the future. – Paul Wolfowitz

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