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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Mark Twain

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The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say. – Mark Twain

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Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown

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It is curious how there seems to be an instinctive disgust in Man for his nearest ancestors and relations. If only Darwin could conscientiously have traced man back to the Elephant or the Lion or the Antelope, how much ridicule and prejudice would have been spared to the doctrine of Evolution. – Havelock Ellis

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The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop. – Edward Conklin

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Evolution

All the evolution we know of proceeds from the vague to the definite. – Charles Sanders Peirce

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Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness. – Chanakya

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Buy what thou hast no need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessities. – Benjamin Franklin

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Sleep is the best meditation. – Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama

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The New York playgoer is a child of nature, and he has an honest and wholesome regard of whatever is atrocious in art. – Frank Moore Colby

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