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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain

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In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. – Mark Twain

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It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. – Mark Twain

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All the evolution we know of proceeds from the vague to the definite. – Charles Sanders Peirce

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Evolution is not a force but a process. Not a cause but a law. – John Morley

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It is disturbing to discover in oneself these curious revelations of the validity of the Darwinian theory. If it is true that we have sprung from the ape, there are occasions when my own spring appears not to have been very far. – Cornelia Otis Skinner

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Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. – W. S. Gilbert

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Waste is worse than loss. The time is coming when every person who lays claim to ability will keep the question of waste before him constantly. The scope of thrift is limitless. – Thomas A. Edison

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A miser and a liar bargain quickly. – Proverb

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How does it become a man to behave towards the American government today? I answer, that he cannot without disgrace be associated with it. – Henry David Thoreau

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Man can embody truth but he cannot know it. – William Butler Yeats

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