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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain

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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain

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Evolution is not a force but a process. Not a cause but a law. – John Morley

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The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop. – Edward Conklin

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The pre-human creature from which man evolved was unlike any other living thing in its malicious viciousness toward its own kind. Humanization was not a leap forward but a groping toward survival. – Eric Hoffer

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All the evolution we know of proceeds from the vague to the definite. – Charles Sanders Peirce

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If you get hung up on everybody elses hang-ups, then the whole worlds going to be nothing more than one huge gallows. – Richard Brautigan

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Worry is a cycle of inefficient thoughts whirling around a center of fear. – Corrie Ten Boom

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