Quote by Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain

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I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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Evolution
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There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise? Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. You forget, said the Devil, with a chuckle, that I have been evolving too. – W. R. [William Ralph] Inge

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We live between two worlds; we soar in the atmosphere; we creep upon the soil; we have the aspirations of creators and the propensities of quadrupeds. There can be but one explanation of this fact. We are passing from the animal into a higher form, and the drama of this planet is in its second act. – W. Winwood Reade

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Evolution

Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown

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Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. – W. S. Gilbert

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I think that its more likely that in my 60s and 70s I will be writing poetry rather than fiction. – Robert Morgan

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As social media is less about technology and more about relationship building, we are starting to see more women have a heavy influence if not dominant role in the social media space. Its no wonder that Facebook is being run in part by chief operating officer Sheryl Sandberg. – Erik Qualman

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Oh, one world at a time! – Henry David Thoreau, when asked about afterlife

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I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our countrys economic growth, environmental protection, improvements in our educational system. – Al Gore

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