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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain

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good
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Mark Twain
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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain

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Night
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
Evolution
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The pre-human creature from which man evolved was unlike any other living thing in its malicious viciousness toward its own kind. Humanization was not a leap forward but a groping toward survival. – Eric Hoffer

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Evolution

All the evolution we know of proceeds from the vague to the definite. – Charles Sanders Peirce

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Evolution

It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man. – H. L. Mencken

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Evolution

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. – W. S. Gilbert

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Evolution

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Unnecessary possessions are unnecessary burdens. If you have them, you have to take care of them! There is great freedom in simplicity of living. It is those who have enough but not too much who are the happiest. – Peace Pilgrim

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Freedom

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. – Richard P. Feynman

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Environment

I do hope that our spring will be starting shortly and we will all be able to enjoy some sunshine again. – Lesley Garrett

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Hope

My mother was always working for a job, so I guess I was always trained that I should have multiple jobs, multiple aspirations. And I remember she had multiple aspirations, always hearing about her dreams and things she did in the past and things she wanted to do. – Puff Daddy

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Dreams