Quote by Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was dis

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain

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Birds
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Evolution
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Organic life, we are told, has developed gradually from the protozoon to the philosopher, and this development, we are assured, is indubitably an advance. Unfortunately it is the philosopher, not the protozoon, who gives us this assurance. – Bertrand Russell

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Evolution

The question is this — Is man an ape or an angel? My Lord, I am on the side of the angels. I repudiate with indignation and abhorrence these new fanged theories. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Evolution

Historians will have to face the fact that natural selection determined the evolution of cultures in the same manner as it did that of species. – Konrad Lorenz

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Evolution

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. – W. S. Gilbert

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Evolution

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No news is good news. – Ludovic Halevy

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A glorious crown the year puts on… – Phebe A. Holder, “A Song of October,” in The Queries Magazine, October 1890

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The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman. – Daniel D. Palmer

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Although we have, in theory, abolished human slavery, recognized womens rights, and stopped child labor, we continue to enslave other species who, if we simply pay attention, show quite clearly that they experience parental love, pain, and the desire for freedom, just as we do. – Ingrid Newkirk

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